Freitag, 21. Oktober 2005

incredible :oD

waer in letschter zit mol mit mir kontakt gha het, weiss wie sehr ich andaem rieeeeese-assignment gschufftet ha...
letscht vorlaesig verzellt dr'prof denn, dass aer e paar luet heig miesse waege plagiarism verwarne (und verzellt natuerlich die ganze horrible gschichte, was alles passiert, wenn das nonemole vorchunnt und so witer...) jedefalls sin mir denn natuerlich alli um so mehr gspannt gsi uf unseri resultat und jede het ghofft, dass aer/sie nit doch e referaenz vergaesse het und somit uf dr'"abschussliste" stoht...
anyway... huet bechumm ich aendlich das mail mit dr'note (nachdaems uns ungfaehr scho vorere wuche versproche worde isch) und ghei do in dr'biblio fascht ab mim stiehli...
ich ha doch tatsaechlich 23 vo 25 puenkt becho :oD (und das isch erscht no d'beschtnote) juhuuuu, juhuuuu, juhuuuuuuuuu :o) cha mir vor luter freud grad gar nuem ufs schaffe konzentriere :o)

do s'original mail (wenns dir langwilig isch, lies mol d'"signatur" dure ;o))
Hello

Please find attached assignment 1 with my comments in the document.
Your mark is 23 out of 25.

Kind regards

***zensur***
Mobile +61 4 ***zensur***

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